Blunkdroggers 101

so this may feel once youve read it like wshit, its way to personal, but fuck it, this is a blog (christ i hate that word) for drunks, hence the name, and if you cant deal with that than you can suck on my limp drunk dick. take it some where. else.

so here i am, sitting here in some one elses house, drinking someone elses booze, petting someone elses cat who looks like hitler and im thinking tshoit, where have i gone? i ate with my hands tonight and havent taken the big old spraying shit im sure ethiopians are quite aqquanited with, esxcept in ther ecase ihts cuz of dirty ass water but hell, im itlaian and we took them down in ww2, and that was aboujt it really. razism? i hate native art. yup., i said it. it was my birthday not too long ago, 24 and shit i dont feel like jack bauer or even a wildboy. was sutherland in that? the younger? i am trapped in my inablity to make anythning but thats ok, no itws not, teafcher? prof? who am i kidding? i shouldnt poist this but i will., i think i love all of you, except for the ones i dont or dont really know but you know what?> checfk the beginning jerkoffs. dont like your jerkoff name, jerkoff face, dont like uyou. jerkoff. anyways, 24. sucks balls. lonely, sore dick, not even from over foreplay or grin ding, as has b een the case in my oh so ill illulstrious past. left in a place where i have no fucking clue how to change, all i can do is harken back and wish i had been a better man, lover. does it matter now? no ofcourwse not. does anything i do NoW matter? no, prolly not, ofcourse not, am i so stupid as to think wso and and continje you to think so? yes. i want to be on the 14th floor and be applicaple with you and youre red lipstick and hair. sorry. i wanna read this over bujt know that i shuouldnt, limp dink sucking and all that. broken heart. and all that.

but i digress.

and now

on a lighter notge



the top 5r men i would let touch my body for free.



5- johhney depp- an old staple of sexy lists, johneey is just a goddamned beautiful man. great actor, sharp cheekbones and with a good attitude towards drinking and smoking. juvinile? yes. sexy? yes.



4- paul bettany- first saw him in gangster no. 1 and thought he was jsut the coolest. those scenes where he gets all crazy in the miouth were just the best. married to a gorgoeus women aswell (jennifer connely) he was the most beautiful part of a beautiful mind.



3- clive owen - i wasnt sure about putting him here, but i think the sexiness in sin city deserves it, plus i think clive has got one of the coolest voices ive ever heard. as much as like the "mad" kid in the new ones, i think clive would have been better.

2- colin farrell- he's just sex to me, great looking irishman, good actor (tigerland? yeah, watch it assholes) better when he was a drug addict and drunkard but hell, arent we all? well i mean hes not any more and`has done his latest work not being one but hell.

1- Cillian Murphy - fuck, this man is just goddamned gorgeous. first saw him in batman begins and i was smitten, mind you i was stoned on pot laced with shampoo but those piercing blue eyes ejust killed me. and then in the wind that shakes the barley? he can shake my barley anytime. great actor, even played a woman in breakfast at jupiter, which i didnt see cuz i like my men as men but you know, if your into that...anyways, cillian, sex sex sex. i love this man. sunshine was grreat too.

so thats it. honoruble mentions will follow. notice to my love kendallia, 4 of 5 of these men are from the british isles, keep those eyes peeled baby!